Aug. 7th, 2009

We have a kitten now. I originally thought I wasn't a cat sort of bloke, but it turns out that I don't mind them so much. The only problem? Pure white kitten fur plus black clothing equals not a happy Dane.

I suppose there are worse things in the world.

Jul. 9th, 2009

Warded Against Camille Ramsey

My wife's birthday is in 11 days. I am having a very difficult time deciding on what to do to celebrate the occasion. Of course, I am planning a wonderful meal but I would really love to get a great reaction out of her. I'm open to all ideas at this point. I'm usually a last minute type of bloke, so 11 days before birthday planning is very unusual.

We've been married less than a year and I would like her first birthday as a married woman to be special and memorable. It's too bad I am so shit at gift-giving and whatnot.

Jun. 17th, 2009

I'm a late comer to the topic of adequate breakfast foods for children, but I thought on it and came up with a small list of foods that could be easily prepared by a child and wouldn't need any advanced cooking abilities or even much thought. Most of the suggestions are also healthy AND I left out "cereal" since that seems to be somewhat of a controversial topic:

- Fresh fruit. If you don't want your kids using knives to cut it up, cut it for them and put it in baggies in the refrigerator. If you do this at the start of the week for the entire week, there shouldn't be a problem.
- Granola. Not cereal and it's dry. Maybe a bit messy, but you could buy the prepackaged kind or even make it yourself and package it the same way as fruit.
- Various muffins with fiber and berries. I would say stay away from the purchased sort and make your own if you have the time.
- Yogurt.
- Toast, bagels...cream cheese.

For the record, I eat cereal nearly every morning. Weetabix is far too tasty, especially warm with some cream and honey.

Also, I don't think there is anything wrong with cooking your children breakfast on a daily basis if you can fit it into your routine, but the truth of the matter is that there are a lot of two income households nowadays and with that it's hard to be the model parent. I don't believe that a parent is bad if they don't bend to their child's every whim, but I do think that it is necessary to teach your children essentials of feeding themselves. Starting as early as 4 or 5 years of age. I knew how to cook oatmeal from scratch at the age of 6 and I assure you that I don't hate my parents for not spoiling me rotten.

Apr. 21st, 2009

Warded to RLA Faculty, Staff & Affiliates.

I think I've aged more in the last six days than I have in the last six years. Not only can I not seem to control my frustration, but I'm driving away my wife and friends. I'm just waiting for someone in the kitchen to hit me in the back of the head with a frying pan.

Someone please tell me it gets better? I'd hate to be a grumpy old man already.

Apr. 17th, 2009

Warded to RLA Faculty, Staff & Affiliates.

Just a warning, I might be cranky for the next several weeks. I'm trying to quit smoking for my wife my health.

Also, I think Camille would appreciate it if a few of you (mainly kitchen staff and John) would try to keep your eyes on me. I don't anticipate tripping up, but you're free to give me hell if I do.

Private to John )

Mar. 31st, 2009

Warded to RLA Faculty, Staff & Affiliates.

Some day I will be a father. And when that day comes, however far in the future it is, I hope that I will have the strength to be a good role model for them. Right now, I'm severely unimpressed by what I often see in parents. I imagine teenagers are hard to control and that blips do happen from time to time, but what I overheard the other day was dreadfully inappropriate for a public setting.

I cannot even imagine any situation where it would be helpful for a parent to publicly call their child stupid over and over again. Am I naive about this? I can understand if a kid acts stupid, but...telling him in a public place that his ideas are so wrong that they are dismissible in that fashion? No, I don't think I'm wrong about this.

Feb. 24th, 2009

Let my facial hair grow out for one day and found that it drove me completely bonkers. Beard is a no-go.

Feb. 22nd, 2009

Warded to RLA Faculty, Staff & Affiliates.

I would really like to grow a beard, but then I would have to wear one of those hair net things on my face and that is just not fashionable. Not that I care about what is fashionable, but really? I don't want to look like a complete fool.

Waiting until summer comes around is an option, but who wants a full beard during the summer? That would just be awful.

Doubtful that Camille wants me to grow a beard, anyway. Better to pick some other aspect of my appearance to change. Perhaps a tattoo in some well-hidden place because while at work I wouldn't have to worry about covering it up. Decisions, decisions.

Feb. 2nd, 2009

Warded to RLA Faculty, Staff & Affiliates.

In case anyone was wondering what I did this weekend:

1) Worked on my motorbike
2) Shagged my wife
3) Made pie.

Three almost immediately followed two, by the way. It was some damned good pie.

Jan. 23rd, 2009

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